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Old Sep 16, 2008, 09:08 PM // 21:08   #701
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When in religious studies in class when your teacher talks about Hindu women who immolate themselves on their husbands burning corpses, you immediately turn to your friend and nod in recognition of the skill reference.
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Old Sep 16, 2008, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #702
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339: You have actually read threw this much and still think their needs to be more replys.
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Old Sep 16, 2008, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #703
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339: When in Geography you ask the teacher where Tyria, Elona and Cantha are.
done it not to the teacher, but to another student, because i knew he played as well, and i was being a smart ass and seeing if he was paying attention, obviously he wasn't when he said "right in that corn...wait, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you joe"


340: when you see someone in a wheel chair you yell "MEND CONDITION!"
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Old Sep 17, 2008, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #704
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When you ask the ticket guy on a train for a return to LA
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Old Sep 18, 2008, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #705
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342 :: When you continue to refer to money as Gold and k's...
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Old Sep 18, 2008, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #706
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343 :: When you dodge the ball with soccer thinking it was a lightning orb.
344 :: You tell your wife in bed: "spike in 3,2,1"
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Old Mar 10, 2009, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #707
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345: You wake up in the middle of the night with your fingers pressing one, two, and three on an imaginary keyboard.
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Old Mar 10, 2009, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #708
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346. You watch Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and wonder why no one is casting healing skills on each other.
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Old Mar 10, 2009, 11:13 AM // 11:13   #709
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When you watch LotR and Gandalf shouts "You shall not pass!" you immediately think of some noobie warrior in AB using "None shall pass!"
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Old Mar 10, 2009, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #710
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348. When you think you can read all the posts in this thread while in-class
349. Multi-tasking doing hw and gw
350. saying you will do your hw before gw when actually it goes the other way around
351. When you go to guild war's anonymous for help
352. You take an accounting course to improve your money making skills in GW
353. Thinking and sleeping GW.
354. Your distracted by GW in inappropriate times
355. You no longer can control your playtime
356. take the h out of HW and place C when writing hw down.
357. Your making real money off the game
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Old Mar 10, 2009, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #711
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358: When you waste time posting 1000 reasons you're addicted to the game.
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Old Mar 27, 2009, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #712
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359. When u've got rl friends playing gw and gave em gw items instead of rl presents for their birthday.
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Old Mar 28, 2009, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #713
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15. Your finger instinctively moves to press the Ctrl key (on an imaginary keyboard in mid-air) when you walk into a crowd of people.
Funny to note i did the same thing with civ4 and un-intentionally tried to press 8 on my numpad to move forwards.
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Old Mar 28, 2009, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #714
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I haven't read all these points but i'm quite sure this one isn't used:

360: You are working out\running on a running-workout machine, you're running at 10km\s, and you suddenly recognize you should use 10 energy and run 25% faster in 18 seconds because you think you are a earth-bound person ([Storm chaser])^_^ (yes, it happened to me xD)

EDIT: and you feel better when the person next to you (on the other running machine) throws water at you ^^ (water\cold damage)) x)

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Old Mar 29, 2009, 12:43 PM // 12:43   #715
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361: Bitchslap someone in a brawl and stop to wonder where the hell your daggers are.
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Old May 04, 2009, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #716
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362. In class, when your learning vocabulary words, you remember skill names and silently laugh at yourself.
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Old May 06, 2009, 09:36 AM // 09:36   #717
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362. In class, when your learning vocabulary words, you remember skill names and silently laugh at yourself.
Sadly i do this. I think of GW everytime i here the same word from GW.
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Old May 06, 2009, 09:37 AM // 09:37   #718
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363. You win scrabble by using words you learned from GW.
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Old May 06, 2009, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #719
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Buying yet another copy of PCGamer presents a special Guild Wars issue on sight without thinking and hoping I may find another usable mini destroyer code in it, later realising that the code is one per account only. lol

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Old May 06, 2009, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #720
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363. You win scrabble by using words you learned from GW.
Damn i laughed alot when saw this
365. In real life you are yelling to other ppl "Run for your lives!" or "Coward!".
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